Thursday, April 26, 2007

He's Still Alive

Lately my inbox has been flooded with emails asking, "Did you fire Chris?," or "Chris' posts are so refreshing and stimulating, when is his next one coming?," or "Does Chris have a girlfriend? My phone number is XXX-XXX-XXXX!!!!"

I decided to take this opportunity to respond by saying that Chris is still alive and well, and is, in fact a champion goalkeeper. He has been goalkeeping (in the starting XI mind you) for RUF Aubun's now championship co-ed intramural soccer team and in the interest of being an excellent sportsman has taken a short sabbatical from posting duties. This comes with full approval from the editorial board, the board of directors, and the sponsors of Cut the Chatter Red 2.

As a bit of shameless blog promotion, I will be doing a feature-length story on Mr. Burdeshaw's activity on the field in the coming week or so.

Up after that is an exposé on Lauren Wilson. Is she hip, or not? How cool is she, really?

And I'm not sure what Chris has in store for us, but I'm sure it's going to be good.

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