What Women Wear...Part III

The time has come, it's finally here, the moment you've all been so anxiously waiting for...Part III of the do's and don'ts in the world of women's fashion. Now, we've addressed several issues from shoes to jeans to hair to belts. It's time to get into a little more detail. Alas, before I begin, let me just state that my opinion shouldn't matter one bit to you when it comes to this. And like I said, it is an opinion, not a fact. (though all guys will agree with me...whatever)
Tonight I was at a friends house when the topic of shoes came up in discussion. (And one more thing, I may repeat something that has already been discussed. Sorry) Two of my friends had recently purchased a pair of those shoes that are like full heels and look like they were woven together. It's the ones that you tie them like 6 inches up your ankle. I think I had previously said I didn't like them, and I'm still not a huge fan. Some girls do look good in them. They have to match your personality if I know you, and you assume a personality if I don't know you. Sorry if that makes no sense. Now, don't wear these shoes with shorts. Skirts, whether they're long or short (preferably long, like seriously) are the way to go with these shoes. Enough about that, let's talk about the long Polo shirt/dress things. Buy one in every color. I personally love them and have never met a guy that didn't. I think it's a texture thing, I don't know. They're just hot. Wear some sandals with it and you're set. Don't overformalize the shoes you wear with it. That says "I give a damn" when that's not the look you're going for. Moving on...
By the way, there's no order to this. I'm just thinking and writing, which brings me to jeans. I may be wrong here, but I think the high waist jeans are coming back in. Why, I have no idea. Fashion trends suck. As soon as something starts growing on me, it's not "in" anymore, though I stand by the fact that jeans and tanktop is always money. Anyhow, I'm not getting into jeans now, I touched on that already. Oh yeah, I forgot about another thing. At the Auburn game the other day, I saw a girl wearing a bra with clear straps. Why not just wear a strapless bra? Her straps were clear, but obviously still very visible which in essence defeated the purpose rendering it tacky? Is that the word? Whatever. I'm sure there's an answer for that and I'll be like "aaaaahhhh."
I'd like to have one of my friends (a girl) write a blog in response to this series. I'd love her to touch on all the issues I have and will continue to discuss, and talk about all the ridiculous things guys wear from day-to-day. Well, it's my bedtime. I'm gonna go ahead and post this and finish it tomorrow, where I will also get into personality traits as well. Haha, this is ridiculous. Peace